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     Flooty Hobbs and the Jiggling Jolly Gollywobber

A scary and delightful story about monsters and the dark.

Your child gets the upper hand and defeats Flooty Hobbs and his pals at their own game! 

Award-winning tale by Jim Dixon about shadows in the dark and things that go bump in the night. That's Flooty Hobbs and his pals. A delightful story that tells us what we have to fear when we go to bed at night... absolutely nothing. Written by Jim Dixon.

Hard Cover Book, 36 pages, 6 3/4 by 8 1/4", For Ages 3-9, $15.95 with Free Shipping.

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Monsters leaning over Harry's bed in our Flooty Hobbs personalized children's book.
       Flooty Hobbs and friends listening
Personalized parts are in Yellow.
 
Straining to hear, I leaned
 
closer to Harry Potters bed.
 
Then, we all leaned
 
closer... and closer still.
 
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"Flooty Hobbs and the Jiggling, Jolly Gollywobber" was created especially for
 
Harry  Potter at the age of 3          With Love     From Mom      November 16, 2010
 
     My name is Flooty Hobbs.  Maybe you know me... maybe you don't.  There is a 3 year old boy named Harry Potter who knows me all too well.
 
     I was the scariest bedtime monster in Atlanta, GA.  Why, I had no trouble scaring Fred and Ginger.  I used to be great!  Everyone was afraid of me.
 
     Until I met Harry.
 
     I'll never forget that awful night when Harry got the best of me.  The whole thing is just dreadful.  Now, I'll never be the same (sniff).
 
     As always, I waited through the usual bedtime routine.
 
     First, the night clothes.
 
     Then, teeth were brushed.
 
     At last, the bedtime story was told.
 
     Finally, the lights went out in Harry's bedroom.  It was time for me to make my appearance.
 
     I approached Harry's bed with all my scary friends.  As usual, I got to go first. I made my most frightening face.  But all I heard from under the covers was, "Tee hee, tee hee, you don't scare me!"
 
     "Step aside, Flooty," said Spooky Luke, as he pushed me away.  Luke pulled his cheeks apart to make his famous, wide-mouth face. Then he turned to face Harry.  Again came, "Tee hee, tee hee, you don't scare me!"
 
     One by one, we all took turns making our scary faces... and one by one, we all got the same response from Harry.  We were very puzzled.  Finally, we all decided to make our faces together on the count of one... two...
 
...three!
 
     This time, Harry remained silent.  A quiet stillness filled the air. We blinked in the darkness.
 
     Suddenly, Harry's covers flew off and out jumped a Jiggling, Jolly Gollywobber!  Everyone shrieked, shrank and scattered, except for me. I just stood and trembled.
 
     ...And who could blame me?  Harry knew that a Gollywobber, (especially a jolly one that jiggles), is one thing that strikes terror into the hearts of all bedtime monsters, including me, Flooty Hobbs.  Harry had tricked us!
 
     "You don't have to be afraid," said the Gollywobber.  "I'm really Harry Potter.  If you look closer, you'll see I'm just pretending to be a Gollywobber. I can see that you and your friends are nothing more than shadows in the dark.  You're nothing to be afraid of."
 
     With that, I knew Harry would never look at me the same way, so I had to leave in ruin... never to return.
 
     The last thing I heard Harry say as he snuggled under the covers was, "Tee hee, tee hee, you'll never scare me." And you know, he was right.
 
      From this day forward, everyone will know that Harry Potter is
 
      "The Kid Who Isn't Afraid!
    
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