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How To Cope When You Are Surrounded By Idiots...
                                                  Or If You Are One...
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A course designed to give remedial training to idiots so that they can function in society.

Includes test to determine who is an idiot and training on 101 things you should absolutely never do.

Also other unique methods of coping with idiots.

5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 100 pages, paperback.

Written by Ben Goode.

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How To Cope If You Are Surrounded By Idiots of If You Are One... Includes a test to determine who is an idiot and training on 101 things you should absolutely never do.
 

 

 
Excerpt from Book:

Our Dream

     While we do have our work cut out for us, the dream of "every idiot a harmless idiot" is within reach. We promise that if you find yourself surrounded with idiots, or if you are one, if you will apply the principles taught in this course, interesting things will happen.

     It may not be easy for some of you, but try to imagine for a moment what life would be like if you never had to listen to stupid questions. How would your life be better if everyone in your group got the punch line without any further explanation. Imagine your peace of mind if you knew that you could leave the workplace and your subordinates were capable of limiting, somewhat, the damage that could be caused in your absence. And finally, visualize how proud you would be if you had an outside chance of not being embarrassed by one of
your offspring you went out in public.
 

 

 

Table of Contents:

There Is No Need For Alarm But Idiots Are Taking Over The Planet   An Important Example Of Government Idiocy
 
Steps To Treatment Of The Problem Of Stupidity   The Truth About The Problem
The Standard California Idiocy Exam   Proposed Government Solutions
         
How To Cope With Idiots Training Course In Basic Life Competency   The Real Solution
         
The Lessons: 101 Things You Should Absolutely Positively Unquestionably Never Do   55 Uses For IRS Agents
         
Our Dream   Applying Real Solutions
         

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