Back in 1857, a small group of radical and very crabby abolitionists crept into a military compound at Harper's Ferry Vermont, Wyoming, or Kansas. (We're not sure which.) They either surrounded or shot the sleeping guards and yelled "Trick or Treat!" (OK, so we have no idea what they yelled.

It was a very long time ago), but the point is by doing this, these crabby people made the entire South so crabby that they shot and hung the abolitionists. This, in turn, made the rest of the abolitionists friends crabby, and before we could say "The South is Toast!", we had a whole mess of battles where lots of crabby people killed thousands of other crabby people.

The point is, You just never know when someone around you might be crabby enough to start a civil war.  You should take no chances. Don't blow it by missing your opportunity to buy this book thereby possibly placing the future of the entire world in jeopardy. You don't want that on you conscience.

5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 93 pages, paperback.