Geezerhood What To Expect From Life Now That You're As Old As Dirt
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If the bags under your eyes are larger than your shoes, if your wife has more hair on her face than you do on your head, if you both can sleep soundly and irritate the other drivers on the road... you need this book. Includes a "Certificate of Official Geezerhood".
Written by Ben Goode. 5 1/4" x 8 1/4", 87 pages, paperback. $7.95* each postpaid #AP40-1004 |
Geezerhood
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Table of Contents:
| Looking at Your Future as a Fossil | Retirement Planning: An Exercise in Fossility and an Economic Oxymoron, Moron | |||
| Are You A Geezer? | Tax Strategies for Senile Old Saps | |||
| What to Expect from Your Brain Now That You Are as Old as Dirt | Tax Strategies for Senile Old Saps: Part II | |||
| What's in Store for Your Body Now You are Chronologically Disadvantaged | The Geezer ?Grail: How to Make People Think You're Younger than You Really Are | |||
| Deciding What Kind of Geezer You Want to Be | Having Fallen Off the Thirty-Something Hill | |||
| Pick-up Lines for Old Goats | Your Deteriorating Health by Dr. Rupert Barnes | |||
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