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Joan and
Ronald's Anniversary As they celebrate 2 years of marriage, this book is presented to Joan and Ronald April 1, 2002 There was Antony and Cleopatra. There was Romeo and Juliet. There was Napoleon and Josephine. And then . . . It has been more than 2 years since they met. Ron was bold, fit and handsome, a refined gentleman of noble birth, sterling character and manly demeanor. Joan was lovely, gentle and beautiful, a spirited woman of artistic sensitivity and rare intellectual depth. What an interesting difference 2 years can make! Some say it was love at first sight. When Ron first set eyes on Joan, he walked boldly up to her and gazed lovingly into her mysteriously beautiful eyes. "This could be the start of something wonderful," he whispered. "I'll let you know," Joan responded. Days and weeks and months flew by as their unique love deepened profoundly. And then at last, on April 1, 2000, Ron and Joan were married. It has been remembered as the wedding of the year, the cultural event of the decade, and as a pretty good free meal. People came from far and wide to witness the wedding of Joan and Ron. The crowd of earnest onlookers was unlike anything ever seen at Las Vegas, NV. Then came the glorious, long-awaited honeymoon. It was an agonizing decision for Joan and Ron. A remote island paradise in Polynesia? A chateau in the south of France? A penthouse suite in New York? Nothing seemed quite right, until their extensive search led them to the discovery of the ideal place: in Disney World. On returning from their honeymoon, Joan and Ron instructed the chauffer to drive to Las Vegas, NV. "Our dream home!" beamed Ron with understandable pride. "I didn't know they made dream homes quite like this," Joan replied. "Let me carry you over the threshold, my darling!" Ron exclaimed as he swept Joan into his arms. "Try not to crack my head on the door frame," pleaded Joan. Their life and love went on: month followed month and season followed season. "My love for you," Ron said, "is as fathomless as the deepest ocean, as majestic as the highest mountain and as measureless as the gross national debt." "You've always had such a nice way with words," Joan sighed. At last, Ron and Joan celebrated the anniversary of 2 years of marriage. Again, people traveled from all over the civilized world to join in the celebration. Dignitaries and celebrities of every sort were on hand. Everyone joined in the tribute to the special couple. Never thought you'd get her! Wrenny April 2002 Return to Anniversary Page Order Anniversary Book Order Anniversary Book w/padded cover RWR Innovations Personalized Books make great fund raisers. Personalized Children's Books P.O. Box 460939 Papillion NE 68046-0939 402-592-9199Webmaster: Ron Nixon wa8zde@bellsouth.net 3807 Shadowood Parkway SE Atlanta GA 30339-2301 770-850-1400 Site Map
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